Perfect! Never been better!

Last week during my regular session of cognitive therapy, my therapist, Dr. Stacey Carrick, whom I have been seeing since mid-2004, came up with a completely insane idea that almost left me disturbed.

"Chacha, " She approached me with a damn phony smile on her face, "Today, I want you to list down few of your least favorite things.

Oh...Really!?

Ok Ms Carrick, here's my (possibly insane) list:

I don't exactly like watching AC 360 very much. The guy is too dumb.

My birthday. I hate birthdays!

Yellow underwear. My ex-girlfriend used to wear one every thursday night. And yes, I hated it.

Dr. Balali. Who knows where this Balali guy is?

Samwel Sitta. He is amazingly arrogant.

Halle Berry.

"No texting while driving." Who cares?

Hyphen. I think we can do without it.

Complex medical terminologies like Fibromyology, Mesothelioma, and Ostearthrotosus. Are these even actual terms?

CCM. What a crooked party?

Some Christians who think (in their little minds) that abortion is a terrible sin and capital punishment is not.

"Hug your people." Why should I ?

Germs. Because of my ill Obsessive- Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

The phrase like: " in love" "my love" "sweetheart," "honey," and "my sunshine." Who came up with all these goofy sayings anyway? I wanna know. Now.

Girls gone wild. Why not watch a real porno?

And, of course, undecided superdelegates. I think they're just a bunch of cowards. What new information do they need to make up their damn minds. UFO inavasion or something???

Hey, one more thing: I like my attitude problem! After all, "...everything happens by itself."

Hasta la vista, baby..